Showing posts with label ouch. Show all posts
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Monday, April 16, 2012

Bleeding Love: A Reunion

27 COOOOOOMMENTS! Now you speak up!
So I picked up my pup from the doggy boarding kennel today.


Who? ME? But I iz adorable dawggie?


I knew she'd be excited.
I expected some overzealous greeting.

I did not expect this: a free scarification and sharp wake up call.

Exhibit A:

Ouch.

I didn't realize a short, 70 lb. dog could literally hurl herself into me. I had even clipped her nails about 5 days ago!

Add in the fact that her paws were filthy (as was her head, WTF, kennel? Seriously, it looks like her head got stuck under a car or something equally black and oily?) I rushed home to wash that shit out. It huuuuuuuurts.

Yes, scratches and boobs. You're welcome.

Next time I am wearing a tear-proof HAZMAT suit.

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